Dammit, you folks don't listen!

[Mr. Kalian]

Holy schmoly, I mean c'mon people - you just don't listen! A true alien appears online to tell you how it all is (well, at least how it is from a slightly elevated perspective) and you just blow us off as another web idiot. Sheesh! I mean, we talk your basic language (sorry to those who don't speak English) and we try to address your basic problems of money, money, and erm...money. So what can we say?

The truth is, as Terry Pratchett said, where you least expect to find it - right out in the open. Want to see it? Then STOP. Yes, stop whatever you're doing, and just be. Honestly, that's where you'll find yourself. The quiet moment of I AM. No hard work needed.

Go do it. Today, or tomorrow, or some other day. Whenever you wish, take a short moment to relax and just be. You'll be amazed at what you discover in the quiet space between thoughts.

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Someone needs a hug.

[AnonYmous42]

Holy crap, you're an alien?! That's so friggin' amazing! What's your space-dial? Can you time-travel?
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